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12/25 gift delivery!! (WTF WHY IS BB THE FIRST ONE)

[devilishkouhai]

[ HAKUNO WILL FIND A WHOLE FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE IN HER ROOM SUDDENLY AND UNDERNEATH IT ARE MANY, MANY, FUCKING GIFTS:

Obtained
x20 New Outfits
x10 New Pairs of Shoes
x1 New Bag
x1 New comforter set for your bed
x3 New Floral Scented Soaps, obviously hand-made by someone in Somnius
x1 Bath Set, includes a basket to put things in and take to the Bath House. It has creams, a bath bomb, skin care products etc.
x1 Basket of Girly products such as nail polish, nail polish remover, etc.
x1 BB Body Pillow with note: Sorry, I love you. [ CLEARLY APOLOGIZING FOR THE FACT SHE DOES NOT SLEEP ANYMORE WITH HAKUNO ]
x1 A Box of Chocolate inside a Heart
x1 A necklace with a Sakura Flower and Key across it looks intricate...

BB Attaches a card that also says:
You are the reason that I even got to experience all of this together with all of you. You will always mean the world to me, Hakuno. I hope this Christmas treats you well and that you enjoy your presents. Sorry, no Holy Grails or cool Magic Items... Vaeros Banned BB from doing anything too cool. - BB ]

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Wao Sugoi.

12/25 - Gift Delivery! (Backdated)

[magusrobin]

[Upon waking in the morning, Hakuno might find a small red firebird watching her through the window. If let inside, it chirps happily, then dissolves into a flicker of (harmless) flames. In its place is a note and a few bags of tea and potpourri - not too overwhelming in scent.]

Hakuno,

I know we haven’t known each other for long, but I hope this helps you to relax during the holiday. It doesn’t make the world any less stressful, but hopefully it gives you a moment or two of reprieve.

Merry Christmas.

~Chise

text | un: flathia ; at the same time as the akechi thread

[escardos]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

[ attached are a couple atrocious photos. it looks like he just captured a cryptid sighting. ]

i've named it the black beast of AAAAAAAARGHHH

you know, from monty python!

do they have monty python in the moon

un: senpai | text

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[ THAT RABBIT DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY, AND IT KEPT ON ZOOMING!!! ]

I watched the movie with Sir Gawain and Saber.

Be careful, Flat. I don't need you losing an arm or blowing up.

[escardos]

sir gawain!!! omg he must have had a lot of experience with that. especially when they told king arthur that his mom smelled of elderberries and stuff! we really need to have movies here!!! so we can have a movie marathon *_*

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Oh that sounds fun! I don't think my Regalia can play movies, but it can look up titles!

[escardos]

YESS!! it'll be great!

but first i gotta figure out what to do with this rabbit! it's really energetic! i'll talk to you later and update you if it's secretly a vicious beast!!

text; un:akasha; sometime after the Event settles down

[morganknight]

Hey, how are you doing after Official Your Mirror Hates You and Your Best Friend Is Trying To Kill You Day? Everything okay on your end?

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More or less. Not my first rodeo seeing fakes.

[morganknight]

Oh yeah? Anyone terribly close to you or did you luck out?

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Just my [ How to word it. Ah, whatever, it's not like she has anything to lose. ] my fiancé.

[morganknight]

Huh. Gonna admit I didn't see that one coming, considering some of the things we've talked about...

Sincerely not meaning any offense here, but I have to ask because the question has been relevant here already: willing, voluntary, interested fiancé?

[Either way, Morgan suspects it's far worse than her casual tone would portray it as...]

WOBBLEHANDS APRIL SHENANIGNGANS

[enteloki]

[HE'S GOING TO DIE.

You know who doesn't have to participate in field day? A celebrity. It's easy to be active in the Metaverse - even after a year of being in this reality, he still can't manage the same level of energy for non-murderous activities. This is hell. He's about to die.

Playing tag - absolutely ridiculous. He isn't five.

At least there's a familiar face on the other team - a comrade in cafe arms, though-

He needs to be careful. He doesn't put it past her to take advantage of an opportunity, even if both sides have called a break to rehydrate.]

You've been doing well. They're lucky to have you on their side.

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[ Akechi, you have legs for days, yet you act like a noodle?

Oh, this is so sad. Regalia, play Despacito. Celebrity or not, aren't detectives supposed to be fit? Well, not everybody has the constitution to be running around.

After all, Akechi has proven to be a Victorian Child with food ( only spicy food ). Makes sense that he could be one physically. Just like Flat. ]

Well, when you're chased by people wanting to kill you, this much is natural.

[ Was he okay? Probably not. ]

I would have thought chasing around criminals ( or lost cats ) would be your forte.

[enteloki]

Being a detective isn't as exciting as movies and televisions shows make it seem. I'm not an action hero. It's primarily waiting around and paperwork.

[It's so much goddamn paperwork. A necessity, but monotonous.

He straightens his posture, inhales to get his bearings. What a mess.]

A job I'm happy to have - being chased by killers is a stress none deserve.

[Girl??????]

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Eh? You don't know Baritsu?

[ Hakuno looked disappointed as she made boxing hand motions. However, with how much leg Akechi has, he might be better at kickboxing. Well, who knows? Maybe after "high school", Akechi will enroll in the Police Academy and get actual BootCamp training.]

Right? Especially since these killers are proclaiming their love for me.

[ When will Hakuno get a normal confession in her lifetime? Everything is so dramatic. ]

But I'm surprised, you've never been chased down by rapid fangirls before?

[ Imagine if Akechi had a similar status to a Kpop Idol. ]

[enteloki]

[ Baritsu makes him laugh - quiet, under his breath and not entirely feigned. What a comment for her to make. A pointed, specific one - her knowing that is a surprise, but he isn't unhappy to know she's well read.]

While some of my fans are quite...passionate-

[ Insane. ♥ ]

They tend to keep to themselves, for the most part. Though there have been times I've been found in public and surrounded. I use it as an opportunity to speak to them. It's important that I live up to their expectations. I would never run away from those who have given me their support.

In saying all that-

[ Girl what the fuck x2 ]

Your situation is a unique one. Do the police know about your issues?

( invitation - no response needed )

[girlybruiser]

RSVP

You are invited to Sip & Blossom's soft launch party!

Okumura Haru is celebrating the launch of her brand new cafe, located in Stellari. There will be coffee, tea, fresh food, as well as a performance, so please come join her and others for this special evening event!

The launch party will be held July 25th at 6:00PM.

Please feel free to bring a plus one!

Thank you, and Haru greatly appreciates your support.

A BIRTHDAY!!!

[holyking]

Hakuno —— ! Come here. Closer, closer, closer —— stop!

[ The young man had a boyish grin to his face, brimming with excitement. He stood there for quite a bit, frozen stiff, and finally he leaned in. Leo pressed a chaste kiss to Hakuno's lips and leapt back with his hands up. ]

Happy Birthday ~ !

[ Had no money to throw a surprise party, so have a bigger surprise! A surprise kiss! ]

SCREAMS

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[ This was not Hakuno's first kiss. This was one of many kisses.

It took her by surprise.

She was literally speechless.

She was frozen. Broken. Unable to process. Still loading. ]

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.............................................what the hell?

[ YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HER THAT WAY, LEO!??! ]

[holyking]

I ate the last slice of pie, Hakuno . . .

[ So the next best thing —— the next best present is a kiss. From the lips that touched the pie. ]

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I'm speechless.

BIRTHDAY DROP OFF ON BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

[enteloki]

[ GM Hakuno!!!

This somebitch didn't forget. On 'her' birthday, he drops off a small assortment of cafe treats from Akechi Goro. He's literally so nice. ]

12/25 drop off!!!

[escardos]

[ When Hakuno wakes up and checks outside, she'll see one brown paper bag!!!

Inside, there is a jar with a strangely colored potion and an assortment of pastries! ]

Merry Christmas!!!!!! I don't know if they had Christmas on the moon, but you can ask me later if you're curious!!!!! -Flat

[ If she drinks the potion she will find herself energetic and a bit more powerful!!

She also might have a hard time sleeping for a couple days. But who cares when you can do so much!! ]